You are a young man, perhaps you have a college degree; you might even have earned yourself a nice job with your very own cubicle. Now that you are in the real world, it’s about time you started to drink like it. See, when you go out with your co-workers, you cannot expect them to take you seriously when you order an Adios Mother Fucker. More importantly, try a drink that doesn’t match half of your little sister’s wardrobe. So put down that Amaretto Sour (pansy) and grab one of these drinks. They will put some hair on your chest.
Whiskey
