Allow us to introduce to you the Caribiana. A beautifully handcrafted teak boat that holds 8, plenty for an impromptu party, with hopefully enough power to get you there (25-90 horsepower), and small enough to easily maneuver your way around the regatta.

At a brisk $35K, this fully customizable option is the perfect boat for quick swim off the cost of Nice, or an impromptu ocean get-together with some of your closest acquaintances.

Get at it, you sly fox.

BUY IT  Caribiana Boat $35,000

Sex on Wheels

This car is the ultimate blend of speed and sport. Blending speed and refinement, sexiness and grandeur, professionalism and all out maniacalism, this car is the ultimate king’s car. It looks just as appropriate at the board room as it does on Miami Beach with a party in your backseat.

The 2012 BMW M5 ($118,306) is ready to get you and up to four passengers to your destination in comfort and style — quickly. Very Quickly. Unleashing an all-new twin-turbo V8 good for 560hp, a 0-62 mph time of 4.4 seconds and a top speed of 190. Other features include a new body treatment, electronics galore, a seven-speed double clutch transmission, 19-inch light alloy M-exclusive wheels, and — thankfully — astonishingly high 28.5 mpg fuel economy. I don’t know about you, but this car would definitely have us running around like a mad man (skinny tie, mod suit, banging all the secretaries in the office.) Enjoy. Something tells us your other car won’t mind the company.

Butter Leather. Whip out the biscuits.

If you try racing this car. Get used to this view.

This is why...

Better park it in the garage. This view has a tendency to instill jealousy.

BUY IT BMW 2012 M5 Starting at $110,000 via

The World's Most Famous Car?

This iconic beast of a car would fetch a handsome purse as-is, but this particular model has several “features” that you just can’t find at a dealership. Fully equipped with Bond’s machine guns, a bullet-proof shield, revolving number plates,a removable roof panel, and smoke screens, this DB5 is designed for both attracting women, and escaping from them.


So you can go out and buy a brand new Aston Martin, and  be the boss until the next model comes out- or you can buy a classic car like this, and be the boss forever.


Start counting your pennies because October is rolling around soon.


BUY IT James Bond’s 1964 Aston Martin DB5 $5,000,000

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Unique to the Wide Glide is is a black battery box with a chrome “Wide Glide” logo, a mini sissy bar and a new two-into-one-into-two “Tommy Gun” exhaust with slotted heat shields over the rear header. The fuel tank(4.7 gallon) has been raised 0.75 in. while the suspension has been lowered to give you a seat height of 25.5 in. off the ground. The low seats increases the rider ergonomics and gives you a better sense of confidence while cruising.  In lieu of a traditional stoplight, the Wide Glide uses red-lens turnsignal lamps as stoplights. The Wide Glide comes in three different colors: vivid black, redhot sunglo, and vivid black with flames. This is a real nice-looking bike, with the graceful curves that Harley-Davidson is famous for.

FIND YOUR LOCAL DEALER 2010 Harley-Davidson Dyna Wide Glide

The RXP-X255 is one sweet sea machine, able to sit up to 2 or 3 riders and has a fuel capacity of 15..9 gal.  It’s supercharged and has a closed-loop cooling system. It has 255 horse power and it’s displacement is 1,494 cc. The starter is electric and the ignition is digital inductive. The Bore x Stroke is 100 x 63.4mm and the compression ration is 8:4:1. The transmission is direct drive, forward/neutral/reverse and has a high performance Variable Trim System.

Measurements:

Length: 130 in.

Height: 46.5 in.

Width: 48 in.

Dry Weight: 818 lbs.

So if you’re looking to amp up your fun in the sun and smack a shark in the face, then it’s time to think SEA-DOO.

Find your local dealer SEADOO RXP-X255

Never mind that this car is topless. This isn’t your typical weekend convertible. The car isn’t designed to help you soak up the sun. This car is designed to help you howl at the moon.

While lesser vehicles are sleeping, and the streets are thirsty. While you push this animal to road-blurring speeds, laughing maniacally like a mad man (frothing at the mouth, screaming, dick hanging out, etc).

While your engine roars that indistinguishable Lamborghini war chant that sounds awfully like a large, rather smug looking Italian bull laughing in the face of the current economic crisis.

Go ahead, push that pedal a little harder. You earned it. [Hat tip - Source]

BUY IT Lamborghini Reventón Roadster $1,000,000+

Some cars may try their damndest to imitate, but all fall far short of the Alpha Romeo 8C Competizione. In fact, the only thing that could possibly touch the powerful grace of the 8C must come directly from Alpha Romeo itself. Rumors and snippets of information have been flying on an upcoming 8C GTA to be released next March in Geneva. The GTA will incorporate a variety of carbon fiber upgrades to cut 300 pounds off the standard 8C’s weight. When combined with a new ECU and some other under-the-hood tinkering, the GTA is expected to pump well over 500 horses out of its 4.7-liter V8. Performance should be pushed close to the defining sub-4, 200 range. Car aficionados are so enthused about this upcoming release that they’re creating wild speculations as to its looks. So take a deep sigh of relief because that’s what that white-lipped monstrosity in the picture is all about (courtesy of the UK’s Auto Express). Thankfully, the only actual white mouths are ours as we wait for glimpse of the real deal. In the meantime, enjoy some sexy shots of the 8C after the break. [via AutoBlog]-Via

The 289-ft. Maltese Falcon, the world’s largest, best designed, and most expensive sailing superyacht, has reportedly been sold for $100 million just a week after we reported the price had been slashed by $40 million. The incredible craft, which had at one point been listed as high as $165 million, was built by Perini Navi for venture capitalist Tom Perkins. The London Times reports Perkins has now found a buyer. “It has taken a while,” he conceded to the paper, noting his profit margin had shrunk somewhat. “It is not the best time in the world to sell it. I can’t tell you anything at all about the buyer. There is confidentiality.” With its three 20-story carbon fiber masts fully rigged the yacht can cross the Atlantic in 10 days. -Hat Tip

The Olucus is a very futuristic looking yacht from Schöpfer Yachts. Its 250-foot, can accommodate 12 guests and can travel at speeds up to 25 knots. It got a double-height dining room, an elevator and a special area for ‘the owner’ + a lot more. – Baekdal

Amazing. And if that didn’t do it for your, go to our friends at Baekdal to catch a glipse of this 300 foot behemoth with an on deck pool, as if the ocean wasn’t enough water for you.

Like a beautiful woman without an attitude, a luxury car that isn’t too gaudy is difficult to find. It’s for this reason we love the new Mercedes Benz E-Class.

We’ve always though the E-Class to be an undervalued brand.Never too flashy on the outside but wrapped in luxury on the inside. However with the new introduction on the 9th generation E-Class, the brand has acquired some much deserved upgrades and a revamped moniker.

Coming in several different packages and interior accommodations, we have personally fallen in love with the Coupe.

Go to Mercedes-Benz’s site to see a beautiful photography set highlighting the collection.

00:01 seconds into the commercial above

Or for a more interesting post, see Benz try to explain why there’s a manufacturor error display in thier commercial here.

BUY IT Mercedes-Benz 2010 E-Class Starting at $49,000